Nov 23, 2010

How to Make Your Cantaloupe More User-Friendly

Cantaloupes are not very user-friendly. You have to use a knife to cut them in half, then use a spoon to take the seeds out, then use a spoon to eat it, and then when you eat it, it wobbles. I don’t know who makes these things. But whoever does make them should talk to the guy who makes apples. Those things are user-friendly—you just grab them and eat them. Ah, apples.

Anyway, I have an idea about how to fix the cantaloupes. After you’ve cut it in half and taken the seeds out, cut off part of the bottom so that the bottom is flat. It’s part of the melon that you won’t eat anyway because it’s too close to the rind and after you’ve cut it off, the melon won’t wobble. Hooray!

How to Make Your Cantaloupe More User-Friendly from Mitchell Joe on Vimeo.

 

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